1. Avoid the church or any church related activity, like choir, or bell ringing.
2. Avoid any local activity groups, like a garden society or a book club.
3. Avoid any yearly events, like Morris dancing festivals, craft fairs or re-enactments of anything.
4. Avoid any special events, especially if they happen to be filming a movie, or a celebrity is coming to town.
5. Avoid local shops, or shopkeepers.
6. Sporting events are completely out. This would include soccer, cricket and any rowing events.
7. It would definitely be to your best advantage to avoid any nefarious characters, and if you do suspect wrongdoing, DO NOT go to the wrongdoer and try to talk him/her out of it.
Following these simple rules may make your world not end in tears.
I suppose they don't play rugby there -- the ruffian's sport played by gentlemen, as opposed to soccer, the gentlemen's sport played by ruffians.
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